He replied, "I don't know. I didn't do it. It was the Big Bad Wolf. I came in and he was here making this mess. So I punched him the face first, then I socked him in the stomach. Next I knifed him. Then he ran away." He performed all of the motions (as seen on Justice League) of punching, socking, and knifing.
I hate it when I miss the Big Bad Wolf's appearances. According to Mister, he has been showing up a lot lately and doing all kinds of bad stuff. Next time I need an excuse, I think I will try blaming the Big Bad Wolf - because it works every time.